A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River
Falls when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She picked it
up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She
talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant
her ONE wish. She said she heard from a cousin that she would
get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. The Genie said,
"Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said,

"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map,
I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. I
t will bring about world peace and harmony.
" The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wahwrang wid yu?
PLEASE BE REASONABL! E! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done.
" PLEASE make another wish and please a beg yu...
Be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Jamaican man...You know,
one that doesn't drink alcohol, is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & household chores, is great in bed,
is FAITHFUL to me and will attend church with me.
That's what I wish for... a good Jamaican man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that freakin' map again."