mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with John and he is so nice - even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion mom, I'm pregnant and John said that we will be very happy.

He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams, too. John taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so John can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Some day I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".
Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?" Sam : "She's a woman".

Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

Anger is a condition in which
the tongue works faster than the mind.

You can't change the past,
but you can ruin the present
by worrying over the future.

Love...and you shall be loved.

God always gives His best to those
who leave the choice with Him.

All people smile in the same language.

A hug is a great gift... one size fits all.
It can be given for any occasion
and it's easy to exchange.

Everyone needs to be loved...
especially when they do not deserve it.

The real measure of a man's wealth
is what he has invested in eternity.

Laughter is God's sunshine.

Everyone has beauty
but not everyone sees it.

It's important for parents to live
the same things they teach.

Thank God for what you have,
TRUST GOD for what you need.

If you fill your heart with regrets of yesterday and the worries of tomorrow,
you have no today to be thankful for.

Man looks at outward appearance but the Lord looks within.
The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow.

Take time to laugh,
for it is the music of the soul.

If anyone speaks badly of you,
live so none will believe it.

Patience is the ability to idle your motor
when you feel like stripping your gears.

Love is strengthened by working
through conflicts together.

The best thing parents can do
for their children is to love each other.

Harsh words break no bones
but they do break hearts.

To get out of a difficulty,
one usually must go through it.

We take for granted the things
that we should be giving thanks for.

Love is the only thing that can be
divided without being diminished.

Happiness is enhanced by others
but does not depend upon others.

For every minute you are angry with someone,
you lose 60 seconds of happiness
that you can never get back.

Do what you can,
for who you can,
with what you have,
and where you are.

He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing after her, while he was so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised, but due to being polite, she promised.

They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go home.. suddenly he asked the waiter: "would you please give me some salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee."

Everybody stared at him, so strange! His face turned red, but, still, he put the salt in his coffee and drank it. She asked him curiously: why you have this hobby?

He replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I liked playing in the sea, I could feel the taste of the sea , just like the taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown so much, I miss my parents who are still living there".

While saying that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched. That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares about home, has responsibility of home..

Then she also started to speak, spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.

They continued to date.

She found that actually he was a man who meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm, careful.

He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to his salty coffee! Then the story was just like every beautiful love story, the princess married to the prince, then they were living the happy life...

And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in the coffee, as she knew that's the way he liked it.

After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:

My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the only lie I said to you---the salty coffee.
Remember the first time we dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead. I never thought that could be the start of our communication!
tried to tell you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as I have promised not to lie to you for anything.. Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth:
I don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness for my whole life. If I can live for the second time, still want to know you and have you for my whole life, even though I have to drink the salty coffee again".

Her tears made the letter totally wet. Someday, someone asked her: what's the taste of salty coffee?

It's sweet. She replied
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Love means the body, the soul, the life, the entire being. We feel love as we feel the warmth of our blood, we breathe love as we breathe air, we hold it in ourselves as we hold our thoughts. Nothing more exists for us."

Precious Moments...

Are things that stay frozen in time,
we hold them so dear, they will always be in our mind.
They are the kisses,

and touches, that we'll never forget,
the walks on the beach,
as the sun slowely sets.
They are the holding of hands,
and being wrapped in your arms,
safe from the world,
safe from all harm.

They are the moments of making up,
from a fight of despair,
wanting and knowing,
that you'll always be there.
They are the moments spent talking,
whispering promises in the dark,
the slow, gentle way,
that you captured my heart.
They are the way you say thank you,
in your own special way,
just by loving me,
day after day.

A Jamaican woman was walking along the banks of Dunn's River
Falls when she stumbled upon a old empty bottle. She picked it
up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. She
talked with him awhile then the Genie told her he would grant
her ONE wish. She said she heard from a cousin that she would
get three wishes if she ever found a Genie. The Genie said,
"Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale myth. I'm a ONE-WISH Genie. So... what'll it be?" The woman didn't hesitate. She said,

"I want peace in the Middle East. See this map,
I want these countries to stop fighting with each other
and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and vice-versa. I
t will bring about world peace and harmony.
" The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lawd Lady, A wahwrang wid yu?
PLEASE BE REASONABL! E! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of shape after being in a bottle for five hundred years.
I'm good, but NOT THAT GOOD!!! I don't think it can be done.
" PLEASE make another wish and please a beg yu...
Be reasonable." The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right Jamaican man...You know,
one that doesn't drink alcohol, is considerate and fun, likes to dance and helps with the cooking & household chores, is great in bed,
is FAITHFUL to me and will attend church with me.
That's what I wish for... a good Jamaican man.
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said, "Let me see that freakin' map again."

if you have something in your mind, you must
feel it in your heart.but dont rely to your
heart, ask your mind,because sometimes the mind
see's what the heart's don't,it is because the
heart don't want to see everything, it just
wants to feel.and also it is hidden and don't
have eyes to see,but the heart can speak
and could tell feelings.the mind can't feel,
the heart can't think.you can teach the mind
but not the heart,the heart don't listen,
sometimes risky, it cares only by itself.
the mind knows love, the heart feels
and describes it.that's why the heart hurts more,
and sometimes takes time to recover.
and the mind suffers regret because of
the mistake of the heart.there is an ache
to the heart, but not to the mind.
heart and mind should work together
for us to make Love better and
make thou and thy partner stay together and last forever!.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...

Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!
Guy: Then tell me u Love me.
Girl:Ok, I Love u. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can u take my helmet off & put it on? Its buggin me.

In the paper the next day:

A motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure.
2 ppl were on it but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road,
the guy realized that his breaks broke,
but he didn't want 2 let the girl know. Instead,
he had her say she Loved him & felt her hug 1 last time,
then had her wear his helmet
so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Now if there is anyone on here that you love and care for that much,
Show Them That U Care

Difference between the one you like and the one you love <3~ . .
In front of the person you like, your heart beats faster But in front of the person you love, you get happy.

In front of the person you love, winter seems like spring. But in front of the person you like, winter is just beautiful winter.

If you look into the eyes of the one you like, you blush. But if you look into the eyes of the one you love, you smile.

In front of the person you like, you can't say everything on your mind. But in front of the person you love, you can.

In front of the person you like, you tend to get shy. But in front of the person you love, you can show your own self.

You can't look straight into the eyes of the one you like. But you can always smile and stare into the eyes of the one you love.

But when the one you like is crying, you end up comforting. When the one you love is crying, you cry with them.

The feeling of like starts from the ear. But the feeling of love starts from the eye.

So if you stop liking a person you used to like, all you need to do is cover your ears. But if you try to close your eyes, love turns into a drop of tear and remains in your heart forever